Hump Day Humor ~ Lawyers


A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him
occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels
and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting
for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading
a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound
of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter,
gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze
and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.
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6 comments:

Vanessa said...

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Mercedes said...

OMGoodness-that is hilarious! She seems to have much practice in this-I bet she has saved many valuables-splorf! Thanks for sharing!

Shannon H. said...

Too funny!

shenzee said...

LOL.. that was hilarious! she must be a very good divorce attorney..

bevies-place said...

I think she would be the type of lawyer that you would want on your side and not on the other side. lol

While mine isn't exactly about a lawyer, it is a Funny contract clip

-Bev

Paul B said...

Makes you cringe reading that one!