MORE Parents Glossary of KIDS kitchen terms

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1. GERMS ~ The only thing kids will share freely.
   
2. KITCHEN ~ The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.
   
3. LEFTOVERS ~ Commonly described as "gross".
   
4. LIVER ~ A food that affects genes, creating a hereditary dislike.
   
5. MACARONI ~ Material for a collage.
   
6. MEASURING CUP ~ A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox.
   
7. METRIC ~ A system of measurement that will be accepted only after 40 years of wandering in the desert.
   
8. NAPKIN ~ Any worn cloth object, such as shirt or pants.
   
9. NATURAL FOOD ~ Food eaten with unwashed hands.
   
10. NUTRITION ~ Secret war waged by parents using direct commands, camouflage and constant guard duty.
    
11. PLATE ~ A breakable frisbee.
    
12. REFRIGERATOR ~ A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner.
    
13. THIRSTY ~ How your child feels after you've said your final "good night".
    
14. VEGETABLE ~ A basic food known to satisfy kid's hunger ~ but only by sight.
    

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