Ideas To Help You Maintain a Healthy Dose of Sanity

Thank you Janet and Megan for resurrecting it!
These were in a recent email and I thought they were pretty funny. I highlighted my favorites.
  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  • Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
  • In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
  • Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
  • Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face of course...
  • Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
  • Sing Along At The Opera.
  • Five days in advance of their party, tell your friends you can't attend because you have a headache.
  • When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'
  • When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
  • Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
  • Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter ask where the fitting room is.
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Renee said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laughs.

Martha said...

I laugh every time I've seen this. I've actually done of few of them just to see the reaction - they call me the fun one at work, LOL! :-)

Adelle Laudan said...

LOL 2 funny Happy T13!

JO said...

LOL! I like #1... but then, I might attract the police with my hair dryer.

Here's mine.

Happy Thursday!

AD said...

wonderful :)
my tyummy now aches!

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She Became A Butterfly said...

i totally needed that today. THANK YOU!

please visit my tt

Chris said...

such a fun post! happy TT!

i beati said...

agreed sandy

storyteller said...

Kewl list ... appreciate the light-hearted laughter ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Sarah said...

OK I love the last one! Hilarious!

Alice Audrey said...

And for that last one, if you are female follow it by asking for a model.