LOL I couldn't resist this email that came through my inbox this morning as shameless self promotion for the up coming cookie exchange over at OuR KrAzY KiTcHeN.
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301.
There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"
Are you ready for the Christmas party at OuR KrAzY KiTcHeN? I know you're not coming empty handed! Don't forget to check it out and bring your favorite recipe link.
T H E ITALIAN ELBOW
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301.
There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"
Are you ready for the Christmas party at OuR KrAzY KiTcHeN? I know you're not coming empty handed! Don't forget to check it out and bring your favorite recipe link.
2 comments:
That's cute!
I love this quote, perfect for the Jewish Grandma too!
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