This came in a recent email:
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.
Tell me you aren't smiling? Better yet, tell me you didn't think for a split second about changing your voice mail recording.