I know everybody and their brother got this email, but it was too fun to pass up for a Thursday 13.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 8. Bad decisions make good stories. 9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes - to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 11. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!),but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 13. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry product.