Thursday 13 PLUS

13 fun signs from a recent email:
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
 At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
  At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
 miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
 come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a

"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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Kat said...

Now THAT was really cute (and yes struck me funny)- especially since I'm waiting for the Septic Clean Out people to arrive ........ ahhh living in the "country" at it's finest

Vamp said...

I've missed you & your posts so much Tamy!
I've been a bad blogger but I'm getting back into it.

~3 Sides of Crazy~ said...

Thanks! Hey where have you been? I've been moving around so much I'm trying to get caught up too.

CountryDew said...

Too funny! My husband installs septic tanks so I really enjoyed those!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

they are too funny... lol! i like best the plumber's truck though. great list, tamy!

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S said...

Humor keeps me sane.
Loved this list for TT!ROFL!
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Adelle Laudan said...

Fun list. Thanks for the chuckles. Happy T13!