Hump Day Humor - Marriage

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during t he entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.'
Tamy

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one! :)

Kim said...

That is so cute, my husband is just like that! Kim

Anonymous said...

Great joke! I know it is supposed to be funny but I think there might be more than a grain of truth in it.

My HDH is up at my place:
http://bevies-place.livejournal.com/32345.html

-Bev

Anonymous said...

Haha
Just like a man!

shenzee said...

hahahhaha... good one!! :)

mine is up at
http://zheon.blogspot.com/2008/07/married-life.html

Maisie said...

Oh my. I needed a good laugh. What some women have to put up with.

Anonymous said...

It figures!

LarryG said...

great surprise ending...
love it...
you must have a touch of the irish in ya... lol

Mississippi Songbird said...

That's funny!Thanks for the funny

Barbara said...

Hilarious! That would be my grandparents in Iceland...

Mercedes said...

This is hilarious! Crazy grouch! I hope she gave him a hard time-lol! Thanks for sharing and for visiting Bruce Loves Jenny!